Nickname:  I get called "cupcake" and "hot momma" a lot, but I think I need to change my circle of friends

Occupation:  Telemarketing, "Yes, I hate myself sometimes"

Hobbies:  Watching TV, playing guitar, sleeping, eating, finding my inner child (he's way deep in there)

Musical Influences: Mainly Nintendo, but also old 50's rock, Metallica, David and Jerry Garcia, and Garth Brooks

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons:

Best Physical Feature: My long, trim legs...